Joe's Bar night - girls gone Wild?

So last night was our girl's night out and wow we need to do that again it was a great time lol. So Amanda and I went to Target so she could buy jewlery for her outfit and we had to pick up Krystal and Roscio. Krystal shows up and said we need to stall because Roscio had to go bail a friend out of jail or something and we were like ok we will just have dinner at Chili's so we went the 3 of us and our waiter I guess was some guy that use to work with them at Target. Krystal was like oh my he is so delicious I just want to eat him up yea it was bad lol so I told her she should put his tip in his pants and she started laughing. Anyways after dinner we drove back to my house to get my dads car so we would have more room. So Roscio calls and we tell her to come to my house so she found my house and we went on our way to Joe's Bar. So we were lucky we left like &:15 and got there a few min after 8 there wasn't much traffic at all. So we get down there and there was a tiki party with unlimited drinks so we start drinking. Backround info( Krystal- she said she can't handl;e her licquor and can't go more then 1 drink), (Roscio- has never been to a bar our drank). So we get in and are drinking and Krystal was like she needs a man to make out with and she wants to give a blowjob wow it was so random lol. So Chasin Mason goes on and we start dancing and had fun. The other band that was playing there they had this guy Sean with them who was like helping promote them and he gave us a free cd and he was so hot. He looked like Constatine from American idol. So we kinda kept stalking him but shhh. So then we kept going out to the beer garden cuz thats where we got the free drinks from and this guy came up to us and he was so drunk so we kept hanging out with him the hole night his name was Rory. So I teased him and I'm like isn't that the name from the girl from Gilmore Girls it was funny he's like you did not just say that. So yea he was my guy for the night. He said he was from Texas can't tell if his id was a fake. He lives here in the city now. There was this cowboy guy and he kept grabbing Amanda lol and he was pretty cute. We called him the bar whore cuz he was getting up on every girl and it was just nasty. So me and Rory were talking and we were about to start making out and he had beer on his hand and it started spilling on me lol and all of a sudden we were about to kiss and yea he fell on his back on the concrete and I came tubling down with him I was on the chair he was standing he pushed me down with him and the chair goes flying and I land on him and now I have bruises all over me and I am in so much pain. Didn't feel much then cuz I had been drinking. So we started stripping him cuz he was so drunk and he kept offering us beer but we didn't want it. Mean while Roscio has had liek 20 drinks and we thought she was about to puke lol and she kept trying to get more drinks so then we got her a coke and told her it was alcohol cuz she doesn't know cuz it was her 1st time going out. We told them we were going to get them blow job shots but they were too drunk so we didn't and Roscio was like i want my blow job shot and we were like you had it already we gave it to you. And Let me tell you Krystal had more then 1 drink she had about 15. She was plastered and started talking to this guy. He told us his name was tobey but his name was Ed and it rhymes with head haha. So her and Ed were talking for a long time and him and his friends were buying her even more drinks and i'm like omg they are going to put a date rape drug in her drink. Anyways Rory was stripped and Eliana and Amanda took his Hawian shirt and put it in Amanda's purse and acted like they didn't have it. So he goes away to get more beer and hes not coming back so we were like where'd he go and Amanda went looking for him and he was with some nasty girl so he comes back by us and we were like why did you go be with that nasty girl and hes like eww I wasn't with her i was yelling at he cuz she had done something I can't remember. Then we all go inside and Krystal goes off with Ed and we were like omg where'd they go so Amanda found them making out in a booth and their hands were places they shouldn't have been haha. Then Rory and I started dancing together and he spilled more beer on me and it was so bad cuz I was afraid we were going to fall again. Then he was dancing and he fell on his back and we lost him we think he got kicked out. So then Roscio stole somebody's beer and we were like no you are done drinking lol cuz she was gone haha. Then we went spying to make sure Krystal was ok and we took the camera and started flashing pictures. Finally I said we need to go I have work so we tried getting Krystal and her and the guy were like no we have to finish our game I was like ewww no you are done and she gave him a phone number and she said it was fake but then realized it was her number. So we are walking out and we pass Hogs and honeys and there was no cover so we went inside and watched people on the mechanical bull. Thats where Amanda wants to go for her Bachlorette party. So then we start walking ot the car and they were so plastered and making random comments and the whole way home they kept talking funny it was hilarious and me and Amanda were making fun of them. That was our fun night we must do girls night out like once a month. I didn't get home til after 3 and I over slept for work and had to rush here within 10 min and yea it was bad. After work I think i'm going with Amanda to get the flower girl dress.